Things I think up when I get bored :D

It's a winter wonderland.... O.-

2011-02-09T16:41:00.000-08:00

(This is from the 2nd of February)

I walked to the store seeing as the stupid ass plow guys blocked every car on the street with a good 4 feet of snow, ice, and slush...
-_-

So I walked (30 minute walk to Stop and Shop when the weather is nice, btw), fell on my ass multiple times and the one that hurt the most was in front of the Fire Department, on brick (why does the stupid State think brick is a good alternative to concrete? At least concrete isn't cut into rectangles and doesn't add to the pain of falling like bricked sidewalks do..) I literally lost my legs, landed on my back, and two fire fighters rushed outside to grab the groceries that made it into the street (a good few feet away) and helped me up. They offered me a ride home, but I would have had to wait an hour til their shift got off because all B.F.D.'s are basically on-call due to the weather conditions and a lot of freaking accidents happened today.

One in particular.

I was crossing the street and was half way across the street when I realized I dropped my wallet and had to walk back, no sooner did I make it back to the curb a dumb ass speed up going down the hill, slipped on black ice (even though they were telling people to drive slower than usual) and hit the freakin' lamp post where I would have been standing once reaching the other side of the sidewalk. I almost shit myself with shock.

Thankfully it was literally right across the street from the fire department (where I busted my ass) and they were able to get to him before his car shot up in flames. Dumb ass. Where there is mountains upon mountains of ice and snow, why would you want to become speed racer just then?

It's one hell of a shitty day outside.

I am not going back out until the morning when we have to hit the meat store in Quincy (they sell really good meat nom nom nom) and I must tell you... I love some of my neighbors. Especially the saints next door. They helped Elmer get my step mom's car out of the snow, took them a few hours to do it (would have taken him a hell of a lot longer), but nonetheless, they helped him get it out so I can actually get the rest of the groceries tomorrow.. And the meats!

=}

If it gets any colder just call me the Abominable Ducky.

Or Diamond Cutter Duck.

Yeah...

I said that before one of you could. XP

2011-02-09T16:33:00.000-08:00

My pet peeve is really poor spelling and grammar.

I see online posts from other people who look like they never even took the time to answer the questions at hand thoroughly, never used spell check, and go completely off the topic.

These are the most commonly misspelled words I see often online:

1) Well- they used it in a sentence that was suppose to say "will"

2) Thru- through
3) Ironocaly- Ironically
4) Collage- college
5) Evaryone- everyone
6) Semple- simple
7) Evining- evening

I wish there was an edit button in the forums...
I would go edit forum happy in there.

All I can do is see the wrong types of words, misspellings, and really horrible grammar...

So I am unable to focus on anything but that!

O_O

Random thought...

2011-02-09T16:25:00.000-08:00

That movie Legion...

That little old lady had me laughing my ass off.
She reminds me of the crazy cat lady across the street...

I wonder if she could climb the walls and ceiling like that...

O.O

People

2009-05-04T09:47:00.000-07:00

I give credit to those who set goals and accomplish them.
I also give credit to those who set goals and attempt them- whether they fail, it doesn't matter. The fact is they TRIED.

I will never understand the meaningless efforts people claim they have attempted.

Like those pathetic sewer dwelling robots who will suck a person dry of money, emotions, and heart. Leaving them a voidless shell of what once was a loving, caring, dependable person.

To those of you like this:

YOU SUCK.

:)

Have a great day!

Meh.. Complainers >:)

2009-05-04T02:16:00.000-07:00

Ever wonder people complain about everything?
From the way their hair just won't stay in the 'hair do' they had going from that morning all the way down to the traffic? It's seriously like the never ending zoo of "why me's?" and "this could be better if..." Get off your lazy arses and fix it if it bothers you THAT much.

I mean serious now, it is not that hard, really.

Your job sucks eh?
Get a new one- or stop slacking at the one you have NOW and work to improve your skills and move up in your company.
Stop complaining about it, do something about it.

Think you are too fat?
Exercize and eat right.
Get off the couch, put down the chips and dip, grab a bottle of water, and hit the gym...
You are the only person who can change your weight...
I can not, so I do not want to hear you crapping on life in the seat next to me because "you gained more weight than you can account for.."
Yerr... that bag of chips and soda chilling in your bag had NOTHING to do with it eh?

You don't like how your hair looks now that you've gotten older?
Come here.. I have a great pair of scissors and a shaver I could use to fix that problem...
I mean if you are seriously going to be complaining about what your hair looks like at this point and time in history where there are so many damn salon products you can test out and try on your head until all of your hair falls out... you better be one of those homeless people on the corner asking me for some spare change... and even then they have better crap to worry about than their hair.. "...spare some change will ya?"

Now if you are going to complain about how crappy the economy is... all I got for ya is this: We are screwed now aren't we?

I sure as hell vent a lot and complain eh?
Good, get over yourself. If you are that bored and reading this, I must be entertaining some kind of notion in that noggin of yours because If I was seriously annoying as much as you probably are going to say I am, "meh she is complaining about complaining in a blog.. blah blah blah" get over it. there are plenty out there to read.. something about this one must have caught your eye eh?

I think I am done "complaining about the complainers" for now.

More to come :D

Moths Cringes

2009-05-04T02:07:00.000-07:00

Why do Moths gotta be so damn ugly looking and Fast as all hell?
I swear Floridian Moths are out to get me...
Whenever I am talking to my best bud...
They start their attack plan...
this one is the biggest so far..
and the SOB is perched ontop of the computer moniter..
slowly fluttering its cotton looking wings thinking as it watches me "Imma get her right thurr... yessir Imma fly around her pretty little head and scare her... yessir I sure is.."

Stupid nasty Moths!!!

I can see it now.. the news heading on tomorrows news broadcast...

"Tourist, female age- approximately 22, was brutally attacked and severally injured by what the Locals here call the Floridian Devil's Moth*. It beat its terribly large brown and white cotton wings at her, causing sever head and chest trauma to the young woman. According to witnesses, at approximately 4am, her Father, David, woke up to a loud rapid "beating" noise and ran to his daughters aid, but it was already too late, according to the father, she was already laying on the floor twitching as the Devil Moth watched from his perched seat on the computer moniter. 'She was just talking to her best friend, like she usually does at this time on the 'puter, when out of no where.. the damn thing attacked her.' Local Police are unsure of how badly these attacks can get, but it is known to have a Midget Dog with you at all times, it seems to be their only weakness. More news at 5."

* made up name- but seems to fit the little punks.

Things I think up when I get bored :D

It's a winter wonderland.... O.-

Random thought...

People

Meh.. Complainers >:)

Moths **Cringes**

Moths Cringes